February 22, 2007

Lotto Winner Tells All - Death Conquered!

The Catheads - Hubba (1987)

"Rubbing the Buddha's belly, an elephant's trunk, Lincoln's nose, your neighbor's bald spot, a cat's behind and your Holy Bible - simultaneously - is the only assured way to win the lottery," says Mrs. Norbert Norbert Norbert, nine-times winner of the Irish Sweepstakes, the Illinois Lotto, the Missouri State Fair Five Legged-Race and a guaranteed 'Ticket to Heaven' granted to her by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Now deceased, Mrs. Norbert-cubed spoke from the Great Beyond on condition of anonymity.


Destiny said...

It's true!!! I've done it too!

Patrick said...

Glory be. I do love the Cat Heads. Thanks a bezillion.